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just-shower-thoughts:

Calling your SO “honey” is immensely romantic. Honey never spoils, meaning your honey never stops being beautiful.

just-shower-thoughts:

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

buttshapedpillow:

i don’t know how many times i’m gonna have to say it:

if voting did not matter, republicans would not be making it this hard for you to vote

kramergate:

my life has gotten exponentially better since I abandoned the “I was once a kid in AP programs and now I’m a subpar to average adult like the rest of the rabble, boohoo, woe is me” mindset and wholeheartedly adopted the fact that I’m a big loud dumbass and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

all-that-emo-shit:

Singing heavydirtysoul

Me: *prepares myself for super fast lyrics*

Me: There’s an infasam in my inmvansonation akvdjdisnkmena basement this is not rap this is not hip hop.

Me:

Me: Nailed it!